All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

8.1

The Candyman Can

Candyman

Sep 08, 2021Comments off

This film might be a great update to an iconic horror franchise on its own, but I’m more so interested in director Nia DaCosta’s career

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Green With Confusion

The Green Knight

Sep 08, 2021Comments off

Gotta be honest here, I didn’t “get” this film as much as I probably should have, but great filmmaking goes a long way in appreciating

7.1

Fun Guy

Free Guy

Sep 08, 2021Comments off

So it seems like Ryan Reynolds can pull off any kind of movie at this point, huh? Set in an online video game world reminiscent

8.3

Squad Up!

The Suicide Squad

Aug 10, 2021Comments off

After seeing this one, James Gunn can write and direct as many DC Comics films as he wants! A sequel that’s more like a reboot

7.3

Jungle Cruisin'

Jungle Cruise

Aug 10, 2021Comments off

Pirates of the Caribbean this ain’t, but Disney basing yet another one of their films on a theme park ride only to have it work

5.8

Old and Broken

Old

Aug 10, 2021Comments off

Looks like we can go back to disliking M. Night Shyamalan movies again after this one! Set on an isolated beach where rapid aging becomes

6.9

A New Direction

Space Jam: A New Legacy

Jul 19, 2021Comments off

25 years later and I’m still down for some Looney Tunes/basketball shenanigans — legit critics be damned! Picking up the reins from original Space Jam

7.9

Marvel's Back!

Black Widow

Jul 19, 2021Comments off

And just like that, Marvel’s officially back on the big screen and I couldn’t be happier! Luckily, the wait for this one was actually worth

7.4

Family: The Final Frontier

F9: The Fast Saga

Jul 14, 2021Comments off

Whelp, they did it. Straight up rocket boosted over the metaphorical shark after jumping clear over it a few movies ago, and to be honest,

6.8

Explosively Average

The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard

Jul 14, 2021Comments off

I don’t know who needed a sequel to the first movie, but for what it’s worth, I don’t hate the decision. Set only a couple