All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian doesn't like to talk about himself so Brian is gonna keep this short. Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

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A Solid Build

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

Feb 13, 2019No Comments

I won’t say that I didn’t need this sequel (I did), but I also won’t say that it’s the sequel I necessarily wanted either. Taking

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Breakable

Glass

Jan 23, 2019No Comments

If you were hoping for a satisfying conclusion to the Unbreakable trilogy, maybe you should sit this one out. Following in the footsteps of Unbreakable

Two Tones: How Music Affects The Films We W...

Jan 15, 2019No Comments

When you go to the movies the first elements of a film that you critique are easy: the acting, direction, visual effects, story, script, characters

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Transformed For The Better

Bumblebee

Dec 26, 2018No Comments

Now this is how you do a Transformers film right! Set in the late 80s with a trimmed down narrative focus centering around a single member

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Low Quality H20

Aquaman

Dec 20, 2018No Comments

This film is almost as bad as the Green Lantern movie…almost. Aquaman, the newest comic book adaptation from the studio that ruined Justice League (I’m

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Ultimate Spider-Man

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Dec 18, 2018No Comments

This may be (read: is) the best Spider-Man film ever made, and I’ll *thwip* you in the face as many times as I have to

Blog: The Runtime Conundrum

Dec 17, 2018No Comments

When it comes to watching films, we all want to get the most out of our time. Whether we’re watching an insanely gripping and emotionally

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Wi-Fi Connected!

Ralph Breaks the Internet

Nov 29, 2018No Comments

If I could get another sequel to this one in less than six years that’d be great! Actually taking place a full six years after

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A Clean Combo

Creed II

Nov 28, 2018No Comments

I don’t know if anyone expected this spinoff franchise to be as good as it is, but I’m sure not complaining. Taking place a few

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Petty Crimes

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

Nov 19, 2018No Comments

I keep expecting more from this Harry Potter spin-off, but it doesn’t seem to be in the cards…at least not for this one. A sequel