All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

5.3

Head-On Collision
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Fast X

Jun 16, 2023Comments off

They really missed an opportunity to use “FasTEN Your Seatbelts” as a tagline for this one. Ok, I swear, that’s the last time I’m using

7.9

The Dog Days Are Over
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Jun 05, 2023Comments off

Finally, a better-than-average MCU film! It feels like it’s been forever since I’ve been able to say that. Once again telling the galactic tale of

7.1

Rise and Shine

Evil Dead Rise

May 11, 2023Comments off

I’m so glad some people can’t resist opening skin-bound books of pure evil because then we wouldn’t get decent horror movies like this one! Taking

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Let's-a Go!
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Apr 12, 2023Comments off

Mamma Mia! A Mario movie that doesn’t suck? What in the Koopa Troopa is going on here??? A new computer-generated movie set in the video

7.3

Honor Among Nerds
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieve...

Apr 11, 2023Comments off

Nerds are on a roll with successful movie and television adaptations of beloved properties coming out of the woodwork as of late, with the D&D

8.3

An Action Epic
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John Wick: Chapter 4

Apr 06, 2023Comments off

And now I know how deadly a real-life game of Frogger can be. Thanks, Mr. Wick! Set shortly after the climactic events of the last entry in

5.2

Extinction-Level Bad
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65

Mar 30, 2023Comments off

This movie is so bad it made me like the train wreck that was Jurassic Park Dominion. And that movie sucked. Set 65 million years in the past, 65 follows

6.5

Failure of the Gods
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Shazam! Fury of the Gods

Mar 30, 2023Comments off

At this point, it’s probably best just to see The Flash movie in June and hope what comes after in the new DCU is better. Set two

7.2

Ghost-Faceplant
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Scream VI

Mar 24, 2023Comments off

This one had me at the edge of my seat all the way through… and then the third act came around and almost ruined my

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Third Round Jitters
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Creed III

Mar 22, 2023Comments off

Rocky may have started this franchise, but Creed owns it now, and that’s not such a bad thing. Set years after Creed II’s conclusion, Creed III follows Adonis