Movie Reviews

7.9

Nobody Left Alive

Nobody

Mar 29, 2021Comments off

And we thought John Wick was the only older gentleman in the “beat your face in” game! Taking a cue from the afore mentioned assassin

6.3

More Like Chaos Crawling

Chaos Walking

Mar 28, 2021Comments off

I don’t know why we’re still adapting mediocre Young Adult book series to film now that The Hunger Games and Divergent have long since passed, but I

7.9

Dragon Fist!!!

Raya and the Last Dragon

Mar 21, 2021Comments off

Is it too much to ask that Disney just animate a full-blown action movie at this point? Cuz judging by the fight scenes in this

6.8

Wonderment Denied

Wonder Woman 1984

Jan 08, 2021Comments off

I think the Aquaman movie influenced this one a bit too much, and I’m not happy about it. Taking place in 1984 (duh!), Wonder Woman

7.9

Backwards Is The New Forwards

Tenet

Dec 04, 2020Comments off

I’m currently writing this review in the past but it’s linked to the future because both are happening at the same time in the present

8

Happy Hunting!

The Hunt

Mar 20, 2020Comments off

The rich have always abused the poor, and now we have a movie about it! The Hunt follows a handful of strangers after waking up

8.2

Onward and Upward!

Onward

Mar 10, 2020Comments off

I might not have been sold on this one based on the trailer alone, but I sure changed my tune after seeing it in theaters!

7.8

See No Evil

The Invisible Man

Mar 04, 2020Comments off

Invisibility is a helluva thing, especially when you use it for evil! A contemporary update to the H.G. Wells novel of the same name, The

7

Super Sonic

Sonic the Hedgehog

Feb 19, 2020Comments off

Video game movies might not be the biggest success story of Hollywood at the moment, but Sonic just gave the genre a much-needed boost. Based

8

Fantabulously Fantastic

Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipa...

Feb 16, 2020Comments off

Thank the nerd gods I can finally wash the taste of Suicide Squad out of my mouth. Taking place after the burning garbage fire that