Movie Reviews


Bearable, Massive, and Talented

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

May 23, 2022Comments off

Nicolas Cage has said that he never wants to retire from acting, and after seeing this film, that’s fine by me! A meta-movie that sees


The Secrets of Fumble-Dore

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

May 23, 2022Comments off

And here I thought this franchise was something that would eventually come into its own… Continuing the exploits of a wizard named Newt Scamander (Eddie


Solid Sonic

Sonic the Hedgehog 2

May 17, 2022Comments off

If you were a fan of the original movie, then odds are you’ll like this one just fine. If you weren’t, well, there’s always Detective Pikachu to


A Multiversal Delight

Everything Everywhere All at Once

May 12, 2022Comments off

And here you thought the MCU had the market cornered on all things multiversal. Written and directed by Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert (Swiss Army


Vampires Suck


Apr 25, 2022Comments off

So who actually thought this movie had a chance at being good? No one? That’s what I thought. The latest Marvel character to get the


Fear the Knight

The Batman

Mar 23, 2022Comments off

It may not be the best Batman movie of all time as many insist it to be, but it damn well tries. And for that,


An Average Adventure


Mar 12, 2022Comments off

It’s not the best video game movie out there, but it’s good to see that gamers are finally getting average adaptations for their beloved franchises.


Dull on the Nile

Death on the Nile

Mar 01, 2022Comments off

I like me a good murder mystery, but something about this one just didn’t click for me. Set a few years after the events of


Jackasses Until The End

Jackass Forever

Feb 26, 2022Comments off

So who had odds on an entertainment series that puts bodily fluids, wiener abuse, and all other kinds of physical harm front and center for


Moonwalk Away


Feb 02, 2022Comments off

I like seeing damage and destruction in my movies, but, man, does this film make me wonder how some screenwriters have jobs. Following two scientists,