Movie Reviews


The Candyman Can


Sep 08, 2021Comments off

This film might be a great update to an iconic horror franchise on its own, but I’m more so interested in director Nia DaCosta’s career


Green With Confusion

The Green Knight

Sep 08, 2021Comments off

Gotta be honest here, I didn’t “get” this film as much as I probably should have, but great filmmaking goes a long way in appreciating


Fun Guy

Free Guy

Sep 08, 2021Comments off

So it seems like Ryan Reynolds can pull off any kind of movie at this point, huh? Set in an online video game world reminiscent


Squad Up!

The Suicide Squad

Aug 10, 2021Comments off

After seeing this one, James Gunn can write and direct as many DC Comics films as he wants! A sequel that’s more like a reboot


Jungle Cruisin'

Jungle Cruise

Aug 10, 2021Comments off

Pirates of the Caribbean this ain’t, but Disney basing yet another one of their films on a theme park ride only to have it work


Old and Broken


Aug 10, 2021Comments off

Looks like we can go back to disliking M. Night Shyamalan movies again after this one! Set on an isolated beach where rapid aging becomes


A New Direction

Space Jam: A New Legacy

Jul 19, 2021Comments off

25 years later and I’m still down for some Looney Tunes/basketball shenanigans — legit critics be damned! Picking up the reins from original Space Jam


Marvel's Back!

Black Widow

Jul 19, 2021Comments off

And just like that, Marvel’s officially back on the big screen and I couldn’t be happier! Luckily, the wait for this one was actually worth


Family: The Final Frontier

F9: The Fast Saga

Jul 14, 2021Comments off

Whelp, they did it. Straight up rocket boosted over the metaphorical shark after jumping clear over it a few movies ago, and to be honest,


Explosively Average

The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard

Jul 14, 2021Comments off

I don’t know who needed a sequel to the first movie, but for what it’s worth, I don’t hate the decision. Set only a couple