Movie Reviews


Flawed Victory

Mortal Kombat

May 14, 2021Comments off

If this is the direction video game adaptations are going in, then sign me up…mostly. A film reboot of the game franchise of the same


Go, Go Kong-Zilla!

Godzilla vs. Kong

Apr 14, 2021Comments off


Nobody Left Alive


Mar 29, 2021Comments off

And we thought John Wick was the only older gentleman in the “beat your face in” game! Taking a cue from the afore mentioned assassin


More Like Chaos Crawling

Chaos Walking

Mar 28, 2021Comments off

I don’t know why we’re still adapting mediocre Young Adult book series to film now that The Hunger Games and Divergent have long since passed, but I


Dragon Fist!!!

Raya and the Last Dragon

Mar 21, 2021Comments off

Is it too much to ask that Disney just animate a full-blown action movie at this point? Cuz judging by the fight scenes in this


Wonderment Denied

Wonder Woman 1984

Jan 08, 2021Comments off

I think the Aquaman movie influenced this one a bit too much, and I’m not happy about it. Taking place in 1984 (duh!), Wonder Woman


Backwards Is The New Forwards


Dec 04, 2020Comments off

I’m currently writing this review in the past but it’s linked to the future because both are happening at the same time in the present


Happy Hunting!

The Hunt

Mar 20, 2020Comments off

The rich have always abused the poor, and now we have a movie about it! The Hunt follows a handful of strangers after waking up


Onward and Upward!


Mar 10, 2020Comments off

I might not have been sold on this one based on the trailer alone, but I sure changed my tune after seeing it in theaters!


See No Evil

The Invisible Man

Mar 04, 2020Comments off

Invisibility is a helluva thing, especially when you use it for evil! A contemporary update to the H.G. Wells novel of the same name, The