Movie Reviews


A Solid Build

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

Feb 13, 2019No Comments

I won’t say that I didn’t need this sequel (I did), but I also won’t say that it’s the sequel I necessarily wanted either. Taking




Jan 23, 2019No Comments

If you were hoping for a satisfying conclusion to the Unbreakable trilogy, maybe you should sit this one out. Following in the footsteps of Unbreakable


Transformed For The Better


Dec 26, 2018No Comments

Now this is how you do a Transformers film right! Set in the late 80s with a trimmed down narrative focus centering around a single member


Low Quality H20


Dec 20, 2018No Comments

This film is almost as bad as the Green Lantern movie…almost. Aquaman, the newest comic book adaptation from the studio that ruined Justice League (I’m


Ultimate Spider-Man

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Dec 18, 2018No Comments

This may be (read: is) the best Spider-Man film ever made, and I’ll *thwip* you in the face as many times as I have to


Wi-Fi Connected!

Ralph Breaks the Internet

Nov 29, 2018No Comments

If I could get another sequel to this one in less than six years that’d be great! Actually taking place a full six years after


A Clean Combo

Creed II

Nov 28, 2018No Comments

I don’t know if anyone expected this spinoff franchise to be as good as it is, but I’m sure not complaining. Taking place a few


Petty Crimes

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

Nov 19, 2018No Comments

I keep expecting more from this Harry Potter spin-off, but it doesn’t seem to be in the cards…at least not for this one. A sequel


Tricks and Treats


Oct 23, 2018No Comments

Now this is the franchise sequel we’ve all been waiting for! Why it took 40 years and about a hundred other sequels is anyone’s guess. A


A Symbiotic Malfunction


Oct 11, 2018No Comments

At least this one wasn’t the train wreck everyone was expecting it to be…it’s just dangerously close. After an emergency crash landing sends a Life