Movie Reviews

6.6

Petty Crimes

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

Nov 19, 2018Comments off

I keep expecting more from this Harry Potter spin-off, but it doesn’t seem to be in the cards…at least not for this one. A sequel

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Tricks and Treats

Halloween

Oct 23, 2018Comments off

Now this is the franchise sequel we’ve all been waiting for! Why it took 40 years and about a hundred other sequels is anyone’s guess. A

6.4

A Symbiotic Malfunction

Venom

Oct 11, 2018Comments off

At least this one wasn’t the train wreck everyone was expecting it to be…it’s just dangerously close. After an emergency crash landing sends a Life

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If Walls Could Talk

The House with a Clock in Its Walls

Sep 25, 2018Comments off

So Eli Roth is directing kids movies now? What an interesting turn of events. Based on the 1973 novel of the same name, The House

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The Hunt Is Off

The Predator

Sep 18, 2018Comments off

I feel like it shouldn’t be this hard to figure this franchise out. A pseudo-sequel to the original pair of Predator films released way back

6.6

Middling Meg

The Meg

Aug 15, 2018Comments off

Fishes and dolphins and GIANT FUCKING MAN EATING SHARKS, oh my! Five years after a botched attempt at saving a downed submarine ruined his diving

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Choose To Accept This

Mission: Impossible – Fallout

Aug 01, 2018Comments off

Tom Cruise just doesn’t know when to quit. And that’s a good thing! Taking place two years after the events of Mission: Impossible – Rogue

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A Go!od Time

Teen Titans Go! To The Movies

Jul 31, 2018Comments off

It’s basically an episode of the show, but longer! Making the leap from the small screen to the silver one, Teen Titans Go! To The

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Worth The Bother

Sorry To Bother You

Jul 19, 2018Comments off

I feel like movies like this need to be made more often. Taking place in what seems to be a weird, parallel universe to our

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Impressive Insects

Ant-Man and the Wasp

Jul 10, 2018Comments off

Big things come in tiny packages apparently. Set before Avengers: Infinity War but after Captain America: Civil War, Ant-Man and the Wasp follows Scott Lang