Movie Reviews

8.5

Horrific Fun!
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Weapons

Apr 08, 2026Comments off

Since it took me so long to get around to writing this review, I’m officially talking about an Oscar-winning movie! Good thing I was always

7.8

Dumb Fun!
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The Naked Gun

Mar 23, 2026Comments off

Legacy sequels usually suck. Luckily for fans of the Police Squad franchise, this one doesn’t. Bringing back a series that hasn’t been heard from in

7.2

Stuck Together
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Together

Mar 11, 2026Comments off

Codependent relationships never work well for those unlucky enough to be involved in one, and after seeing this film, I’m even more scared of the

6.8

First Stumble
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps

Feb 27, 2026Comments off

There’s no way it should have been this hard or taken this long to do Marvel’s First Family justice, and in some ways, that justice

7.9

Super Good
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Superman

Feb 19, 2026Comments off

I may not be the biggest fan of Superman (we all know Batman’s better), but I gotta say, James Gunn may be onto something with

5

Dino Don't
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Jurassic World: Rebirth

Feb 16, 2026Comments off

Avoid this movie like the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs. Then rewatch the original Jurassic Park. You’ll thank me later. After the events of

7.5

Fast and Furious
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F1: The Movie

Feb 15, 2026Comments off

I can confirm, after seeing this one, that Formula 1 is basically the bougie version of NASCAR, and I find that absolutely hilarious. Spinning the

7.3

A Place to Belong
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Elio

Nov 29, 2025Comments off

Pixar knows how to make a great movie, and while this one is no exception, it’s not as memorable as I was hoping it would

7.1

Hold Me Closer Assassin Dancer
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Ballerina

Nov 29, 2025Comments off

I’m not saying the John Wick franchise necessarily needs a bunch of spinoffs, but if they’re anything like this one, I wouldn’t be mad about

8.3

Return of the Living Infected
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28 Years Later

Nov 29, 2025Comments off

Who knew a coming-of-age story with a couple of zombies thrown into the mix could be so compelling! Taking place, you guessed it, 28 years