Movie Reviews
Novocaine
Not being able to feel pain isn’t exactly a superpower, but this film makes a case for why it could be! Inspired by the wave
Mickey 17
And now we know the answer to the question of how many Robert Pattinsons is too many. Turns out, it’s eighteen. Following the seventeenth iteration
The Monkey
Stephen King adaptations are usually hit or miss for me, so I’m happy to report that this one is on the former side of things
Captain America: Brave New World
Sam Wilson has his work cut out for him as the new Captain America, and unfortunately for him, this movie isn’t doing him any favors.
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
I don’t care how they do it, but I’ll take another one of these movies every couple of years until Jim Carrey finally decides to
Nosferatu
Vampires are all fun and games until they want to suck your blood and drive you insane, something our protagonists are forced to learn the
Gladiator II
This may well mark Ridley Scott’s ghost-directing days because this one felt like it was something he actively didn’t take part in. Set almost two
Venom: The Last Dance
Was it too much to ask for a trilogy-capper that at least matched the low-quality but high entertainment value of the first two Venom films?
Joker: Folie à Deux
If I had to hear one more song by the time the credits rolled on this one, I was going to scream. That being said,
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Ok, I’m not saying that they need to make another Beetlejuice sequel after this one, but I’m not saying they shouldn’t make another Beetlejuice sequel