Movie Reviews

6.9

A (Mostly) Painless Experience
Novocaine's Nathan squaring up with bloody knuckles

Novocaine

Jun 29, 2025Comments off

Not being able to feel pain isn’t exactly a superpower, but this film makes a case for why it could be! Inspired by the wave

7.3

Clone Confusion
Mickey 17 movie still of him looking up in a snow landscape

Mickey 17

Jun 29, 2025Comments off

And now we know the answer to the question of how many Robert Pattinsons is too many. Turns out, it’s eighteen. Following the seventeenth iteration

7.2

Monkey See, Monkey Kill
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The Monkey

Jun 21, 2025Comments off

Stephen King adaptations are usually hit or miss for me, so I’m happy to report that this one is on the former side of things

6.6

Brave New Nothing
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Captain America: Brave New World

Jun 21, 2025Comments off

Sam Wilson has his work cut out for him as the new Captain America, and unfortunately for him, this movie isn’t doing him any favors.

7.2

Stellar Sonic
Sonic running as a blue blur at the screen

Sonic the Hedgehog 3

Jun 21, 2025Comments off

I don’t care how they do it, but I’ll take another one of these movies every couple of years until Jim Carrey finally decides to

7.5

Blood-Suckingly Average
Ellen looks scared with Nosferatu's shadow hand on her face

Nosferatu

Apr 12, 2025Comments off

Vampires are all fun and games until they want to suck your blood and drive you insane, something our protagonists are forced to learn the

6.1

I Am Not Entertained!
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Gladiator II

Mar 19, 2025Comments off

This may well mark Ridley Scott’s ghost-directing days because this one felt like it was something he actively didn’t take part in. Set almost two

5.5

The Last Dump

Venom: The Last Dance

Feb 28, 2025Comments off

Was it too much to ask for a trilogy-capper that at least matched the low-quality but high entertainment value of the first two Venom films?

6.7

Folie à Doh!
Joker and Harley Quinn sitting in court

Joker: Folie à Deux

Jan 14, 2025Comments off

If I had to hear one more song by the time the credits rolled on this one, I was going to scream. That being said,

6.9

It's Showtime...Again!
Beetlejuice looks on in annoyance

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Jan 06, 2025Comments off

Ok, I’m not saying that they need to make another Beetlejuice sequel after this one, but I’m not saying they shouldn’t make another Beetlejuice sequel