Movie Reviews


Explosively Dramatic
Oppenheimer movie still


Sep 20, 2023Comments off

I really hope everyone reading saw this one in IMAX because it was well worth the price of admission. Following years in the life of the controversial


All Pink Everything
Barbie movie still


Sep 19, 2023Comments off

So who had Barbie as one of the best movies of the year on their box office bingo card? Set in the idyllic matriarchal society of Barbieland, Barbie follows


Happy Hauntings
Haunted Mansion movie still

Haunted Mansion

Aug 24, 2023Comments off

At least this movie is better than the last time Disney tried to turn this ride into a feature film! Set in New Orleans, Haunted Mansion follows


Mission: Average
Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One movie still

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning ...

Aug 24, 2023Comments off

I’m not saying the Mission: Impossible franchise is losing steam, but maybe this one shouldn’t have split into two parts or, I don’t know, have its most


Destiny Fulfilled
Indiana Jones walking through a cave

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Jul 11, 2023Comments off

I really wish Harrison Ford and director James Mangold had a chance to do their own Indy trilogy because this one wasn’t half bad! Set


Derivative yet Delightful
Ember and Wade at a sporting event


Jul 10, 2023Comments off

It’s a bit disheartening to see this one not do so well at the box office, but for those who love Pixar, it’s still a


A Flashy Failure
The Flash stares up into the sky in disbelief

The Flash

Jul 07, 2023Comments off

Too bad Flash isn’t fast enough to outrun Ezra Miller’s real-life problems, or else this movie might have turned out better than it actually did.


Optimus Prime points cannon offscreen

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Jul 07, 2023Comments off

This movie sucks, and I’m even saying that going by the crappy standard Michael Bay’s Transformers sequels have already set. A standalone sequel to 2018’s Bumblebee but a prequel


An Animated Accomplishment
Miles Morales' Spider-Man falling towards frame

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Jun 26, 2023Comments off

May the nerd gods bless the animators who brought this stunning movie to life because this one was one of the most impressive-looking films I’ve


Head-On Collision
Vin Diesel holding car door shield

Fast X

Jun 16, 2023Comments off

They really missed an opportunity to use “FasTEN Your Seatbelts” as a tagline for this one. Ok, I swear, that’s the last time I’m using