Movie Reviews
Uncharted
It’s not the best video game movie out there, but it’s good to see that gamers are finally getting average adaptations for their beloved franchises.
Death on the Nile
I like me a good murder mystery, but something about this one just didn’t click for me. Set a few years after the events of
Jackass Forever
So who had odds on an entertainment series that puts bodily fluids, wiener abuse, and all other kinds of physical harm front and center for
Moonfall
I like seeing damage and destruction in my movies, but, man, does this film make me wonder how some screenwriters have jobs. Following two scientists,
Scream
Over twenty years later and Scream’s shtick still works…mostly. Set twenty-five years after the events of the original movie, this sequel — also for some reason
The Matrix: Resurrections
So I can’t necessarily say this is a good movie, but to me, it’s already an underrated one that deserves way more credit than it’s
Spider-Man: No Way Home
No idea how this movie wasn’t an overstuffed train-wreck, so whatever happened to make it as good as it was needs to be distilled down,
Ghostbuster: Afterlife
Now, this is how you do a reboot/sequel decades after the fact right! Set in a sleepy Oklahoma town years after the original Ghostbusters have
Eternals
Okay, this movie isn’t the travesty the Rotten Tomatoes score pegs it as, but it’s definitely something that needed a bit more tweaking before being
Dune
I gotta say, I didn’t care much for Dune before this, but now I totally need the second part of this series to come out as soon