Movie Reviews

7.3

An Average Adventure

Uncharted

Mar 12, 2022Comments off

It’s not the best video game movie out there, but it’s good to see that gamers are finally getting average adaptations for their beloved franchises.

6.5

Dull on the Nile

Death on the Nile

Mar 01, 2022Comments off

I like me a good murder mystery, but something about this one just didn’t click for me. Set a few years after the events of

8

Jackasses Until The End

Jackass Forever

Feb 26, 2022Comments off

So who had odds on an entertainment series that puts bodily fluids, wiener abuse, and all other kinds of physical harm front and center for

5.7

Moonwalk Away

Moonfall

Feb 02, 2022Comments off

I like seeing damage and destruction in my movies, but, man, does this film make me wonder how some screenwriters have jobs. Following two scientists,

7

Sequel/Requel/Rehash

Scream

Feb 01, 2022Comments off

Over twenty years later and Scream’s shtick still works…mostly. Set twenty-five years after the events of the original movie, this sequel — also for some reason

6.9

Resurrected and Reused

The Matrix: Resurrections

Jan 13, 2022Comments off

So I can’t necessarily say this is a good movie, but to me, it’s already an underrated one that deserves way more credit than it’s

9

Multiversally Magnificent

Spider-Man: No Way Home

Jan 13, 2022Comments off

No idea how this movie wasn’t an overstuffed train-wreck, so whatever happened to make it as good as it was needs to be distilled down,

8

Ghostly Good

Ghostbuster: Afterlife

Dec 14, 2021Comments off

Now, this is how you do a reboot/sequel decades after the fact right! Set in a sleepy Oklahoma town years after the original Ghostbusters have

6.6

Eternally Average

Eternals

Nov 28, 2021Comments off

Okay, this movie isn’t the travesty the Rotten Tomatoes score pegs it as, but it’s definitely something that needed a bit more tweaking before being

8

Dune-not Miss This One

Dune

Nov 28, 2021Comments off

I gotta say, I didn’t care much for Dune before this, but now I totally need the second part of this series to come out as soon