Movie Reviews
F9: The Fast Saga
Whelp, they did it. Straight up rocket boosted over the metaphorical shark after jumping clear over it a few movies ago, and to be honest,
The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard
I don’t know who needed a sequel to the first movie, but for what it’s worth, I don’t hate the decision. Set only a couple
In The Heights
I wouldn’t mind more live-action musicals like this one hitting theaters at a more consistent rate, so get on it Hollywood! Set in the New
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
The devil may have made the characters in this movie do it, but who in the hell made the filmmakers greenlight this threequel? What a
A Quiet Place Part II
Has a Part III to this series been announced yet? Cuz I need a Part III as soon as we can get one, preferably yesterday.
Spiral
I don’t know who was clamoring for it, but I guess we needed a new Saw movie? I still can’t tell after watching this one.
Mortal Kombat
If this is the direction video game adaptations are going in, then sign me up…mostly. A film reboot of the game franchise of the same
Godzilla vs. Kong
I really wish the theater I saw this in had a properly working sound system…*le sigh* Coming off the heels of two Godzilla films and one
Nobody
And we thought John Wick was the only older gentleman in the “beat your face in” game! Taking a cue from the afore mentioned assassin
Chaos Walking
I don’t know why we’re still adapting mediocre Young Adult book series to film now that The Hunger Games and Divergent have long since passed, but I