Movie Reviews

6.2

A New Direction

Space Jam: A New Legacy

Jul 19, 2021Comments off

25 years later and I’m still down for some Looney Tunes/basketball shenanigans — legit critics be damned! Picking up the reins from original Space Jam

7.6

Marvel's Back!

Black Widow

Jul 19, 2021Comments off

And just like that, Marvel’s officially back on the big screen and I couldn’t be happier! Luckily, the wait for this one was actually worth

7

Family: The Final Frontier

F9: The Fast Saga

Jul 14, 2021Comments off

Whelp, they did it. Straight up rocket boosted over the metaphorical shark after jumping clear over it a few movies ago, and to be honest,

6.8

Explosively Average

The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard

Jul 14, 2021Comments off

I don’t know who needed a sequel to the first movie, but for what it’s worth, I don’t hate the decision. Set only a couple

8

Musically Magnificent

In The Heights

Jul 13, 2021Comments off

I wouldn’t mind more live-action musicals like this one hitting theaters at a more consistent rate, so get on it Hollywood! Set in the New

6.3

Devilishly Dumb

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

Jun 23, 2021Comments off

The devil may have made the characters in this movie do it, but who in the hell made the filmmakers greenlight this threequel? What a

8

A Whispered Win

A Quiet Place Part II

Jun 18, 2021Comments off

Has a Part III to this series been announced yet? Cuz I need a Part III as soon as we can get one, preferably yesterday.

5.4

I Don't Want To Play A Game

Spiral

Jun 18, 2021Comments off

I don’t know who was clamoring for it, but I guess we needed a new Saw movie? I still can’t tell after watching this one.

6.9

Flawed Victory

Mortal Kombat

May 14, 2021Comments off

If this is the direction video game adaptations are going in, then sign me up…mostly. A film reboot of the game franchise of the same

6.2

Go, Go Kong-Zilla!

Godzilla vs. Kong

Apr 14, 2021Comments off

I really wish the theater I saw this in had a properly working sound system…*le sigh* Coming off the heels of two Godzilla films and one