Movie Reviews
Old
Looks like we can go back to disliking M. Night Shyamalan movies again after this one! Set on an isolated beach where rapid aging becomes
Space Jam: A New Legacy
25 years later and I’m still down for some Looney Tunes/basketball shenanigans — legit critics be damned! Picking up the reins from original Space Jam
Black Widow
And just like that, Marvel’s officially back on the big screen and I couldn’t be happier! Luckily, the wait for this one was actually worth
F9: The Fast Saga
Whelp, they did it. Straight up rocket boosted over the metaphorical shark after jumping clear over it a few movies ago, and to be honest,
The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard
I don’t know who needed a sequel to the first movie, but for what it’s worth, I don’t hate the decision. Set only a couple
In The Heights
I wouldn’t mind more live-action musicals like this one hitting theaters at a more consistent rate, so get on it Hollywood! Set in the New
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
The devil may have made the characters in this movie do it, but who in the hell made the filmmakers greenlight this threequel? What a
A Quiet Place Part II
Has a Part III to this series been announced yet? Cuz I need a Part III as soon as we can get one, preferably yesterday.
Spiral
I don’t know who was clamoring for it, but I guess we needed a new Saw movie? I still can’t tell after watching this one.
Mortal Kombat
If this is the direction video game adaptations are going in, then sign me up…mostly. A film reboot of the game franchise of the same