Movie Reviews

5.5

Breakable

Glass

Jan 23, 2019Comments off

If you were hoping for a satisfying conclusion to the Unbreakable trilogy, maybe you should sit this one out. Following in the footsteps of Unbreakable

8

Transformed For The Better

Bumblebee

Dec 26, 2018Comments off

Now this is how you do a Transformers film right! Set in the late 80s with a trimmed down narrative focus centering around a single member

5.8

Low Quality H20

Aquaman

Dec 20, 2018Comments off

This film is almost as bad as the Green Lantern movie…almost. Aquaman, the newest comic book adaptation from the studio that ruined Justice League (I’m

9.5

Ultimate Spider-Man

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Dec 18, 2018Comments off

This may be (read: is) the best Spider-Man film ever made, and I’ll *thwip* you in the face as many times as I have to

8

Wi-Fi Connected!

Ralph Breaks the Internet

Nov 29, 2018Comments off

If I could get another sequel to this one in less than six years that’d be great! Actually taking place a full six years after

7.1

A Clean Combo

Creed II

Nov 28, 2018Comments off

I don’t know if anyone expected this spinoff franchise to be as good as it is, but I’m sure not complaining. Taking place a few

6.6

Petty Crimes

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

Nov 19, 2018Comments off

I keep expecting more from this Harry Potter spin-off, but it doesn’t seem to be in the cards…at least not for this one. A sequel

8

Tricks and Treats

Halloween

Oct 23, 2018Comments off

Now this is the franchise sequel we’ve all been waiting for! Why it took 40 years and about a hundred other sequels is anyone’s guess. A

6.4

A Symbiotic Malfunction

Venom

Oct 11, 2018Comments off

At least this one wasn’t the train wreck everyone was expecting it to be…it’s just dangerously close. After an emergency crash landing sends a Life

7

If Walls Could Talk

The House with a Clock in Its Walls

Sep 25, 2018Comments off

So Eli Roth is directing kids movies now? What an interesting turn of events. Based on the 1973 novel of the same name, The House