Movie Reviews
Aquaman
This film is almost as bad as the Green Lantern movie…almost. Aquaman, the newest comic book adaptation from the studio that ruined Justice League (I’m
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
This may be (read: is) the best Spider-Man film ever made, and I’ll *thwip* you in the face as many times as I have to
Ralph Breaks the Internet
If I could get another sequel to this one in less than six years that’d be great! Actually taking place a full six years after
Creed II
I don’t know if anyone expected this spinoff franchise to be as good as it is, but I’m sure not complaining. Taking place a few
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
I keep expecting more from this Harry Potter spin-off, but it doesn’t seem to be in the cards…at least not for this one. A sequel
Halloween
Now this is the franchise sequel we’ve all been waiting for! Why it took 40 years and about a hundred other sequels is anyone’s guess. A
Venom
At least this one wasn’t the train wreck everyone was expecting it to be…it’s just dangerously close. After an emergency crash landing sends a Life
The House with a Clock in Its Walls
So Eli Roth is directing kids movies now? What an interesting turn of events. Based on the 1973 novel of the same name, The House
The Predator
I feel like it shouldn’t be this hard to figure this franchise out. A pseudo-sequel to the original pair of Predator films released way back
The Meg
Fishes and dolphins and GIANT FUCKING MAN EATING SHARKS, oh my! Five years after a botched attempt at saving a downed submarine ruined his diving