Movie Reviews

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If Walls Could Talk

The House with a Clock in Its Walls

Sep 25, 2018Comments off

So Eli Roth is directing kids movies now? What an interesting turn of events. Based on the 1973 novel of the same name, The House

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The Hunt Is Off

The Predator

Sep 18, 2018Comments off

I feel like it shouldn’t be this hard to figure this franchise out. A pseudo-sequel to the original pair of Predator films released way back

6.6

Middling Meg

The Meg

Aug 15, 2018Comments off

Fishes and dolphins and GIANT FUCKING MAN EATING SHARKS, oh my! Five years after a botched attempt at saving a downed submarine ruined his diving

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Choose To Accept This

Mission: Impossible – Fallout

Aug 01, 2018Comments off

Tom Cruise just doesn’t know when to quit. And that’s a good thing! Taking place two years after the events of Mission: Impossible – Rogue

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A Go!od Time

Teen Titans Go! To The Movies

Jul 31, 2018Comments off

It’s basically an episode of the show, but longer! Making the leap from the small screen to the silver one, Teen Titans Go! To The

9

Worth The Bother

Sorry To Bother You

Jul 19, 2018Comments off

I feel like movies like this need to be made more often. Taking place in what seems to be a weird, parallel universe to our

8

Impressive Insects

Ant-Man and the Wasp

Jul 10, 2018Comments off

Big things come in tiny packages apparently. Set before Avengers: Infinity War but after Captain America: Civil War, Ant-Man and the Wasp follows Scott Lang

6.8

A Whole New World

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Jun 28, 2018Comments off

When will we learn that life…uh…finds a way no matter what we try to do to control it??? Taking place a few years after the

7.9

Incredibly Incredible

Incredibles 2

Jun 25, 2018Comments off

It’s been an incredibly long wait, but the final product is incredibly worth it! Released fourteen years after the original, but taking place immediately afterwards

6.9

A New Tide

Ocean’s 8

Jun 14, 2018Comments off

If Danny Ocean could only see his sister now! A spinoff of a remake of an old Rat Pack movie, Ocean’s 8 follows Debbie Ocean