Movie Reviews

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A Sharper Blade

Blade Runner 2049

Oct 11, 2017Comments off

It’s a wonder how this film ever got made so long after the original’s lukewarm reception, but fear not, this sequel was well worth the

8

Made Well

American Made

Oct 02, 2017Comments off

Say what you will about Tom Cruise, but the guy can still handily carry a film on his shoulders when need be. Based on a

7.1

The Silver Circle

Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Sep 25, 2017Comments off

This may be the wackiest comic book movie yet, and that’s both a really good thing, and a pretty “meh” thing. A sequel to one

8.4

This Adaptation Floats Too!

IT

Sep 11, 2017Comments off

Finally Stephen King gets an adaptation this summer worth being proud over! Based on the Stephen King novel of the same name, IT follows a

5

The Tower Has Fallen!

The Dark Tower

Aug 08, 2017Comments off

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed…er…stumbled rather. More like face planted actually. Based on (if you can call it

8.1

Homeward Bound

Dunkirk

Jul 24, 2017Comments off

I love Christopher Nolan, so take it from me; this one took a bit to warm up to. Written and directed by Nolan and taking

8

War Never Changes

War for the Planet of the Apes

Jul 19, 2017Comments off

And to think, there was a time when we all wondered why we needed a new Planet of the Apes series, and now we’re all

9.1

Spectacular Spider-Man!

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Jul 11, 2017Comments off

You win again, Marvel. And I guess you too, Sony. Spider-Man: Homecoming, the third incarnation of the web slinger to grace the silver screen but

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Drive, Baby!

Baby Driver

Jul 05, 2017Comments off

If the John Wick franchise is the benchmark for hand-to-hand, highly coordinated action nowadays, then this film might as well be the stunt driving equivalent.

6.9

Stalling Out

Cars 3

Jun 21, 2017Comments off

If you don’t care much for any of the Cars films up until this point, it might be best you avoid this one. Feeling more