Movie Reviews

8.3

Abraca-DAB-Bruh!

Now You See Me 2

Jun 27, 2016Comments off

Now You See Me was a big surprise.  Most people I know thought it would be another garbage heap churned out of the system.  The shock

8

Just Keep Swimming

Finding Dory

Jun 20, 2016Comments off

As far as totally unnecessary sequels go, Finding Dory may be the best of the bunch. 13 years after the original Finding Nemo was released

8

Scary Good Sequel

The Conjuring 2

Jun 13, 2016Comments off

They don’t make horror movies like this anymore, unless your name is James Wan, of course. The sequel to the 2013 original, The Conjuring 2

6.9

For the Horde!...Sorta

Warcraft

Jun 13, 2016Comments off

Considering this is a movie based on a video game, this could have turned out waaay worse than what’s presented here. Based on the video

9.6

NICE GUYS FINISH FIRST!

The Nice Guys

Jun 09, 2016Comments off

Lets start out by pointing out that this was my #1 most anticipated film of the year.  I mean above EVERYTHING else that has come

9

Bumblebee Tights & Fitness Advice!

Me Before You

Jun 09, 2016Comments off

Me Before You is an adapted screenplay of a novel by the same name.  Interestingly enough, a rare occurrence happened where the novelist, Jojo Moyes,

6.8

Turtle Power!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Sh...

Jun 07, 2016Comments off

Thank God I can finally forget that the first attempt at rebooting this franchise ever happened. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, the

3.8

Avoid This Rabbit Hole

Alice Through the Looking Glass

Jun 03, 2016Comments off

So much for The Jungle Book starting the trend of good live-action adaptations of old Disney classics… Alice Through the Looking Glass, the sequel to

6.4

No More X-Factor

X-Men: Apocalypse

Jun 01, 2016Comments off

Whelp, the X-Men franchise just took a step back with this one. Yet again directed by franchise alum Bryan Singer, X-Men: Apocalypse is all about

9

Team Marvel

Captain America: Civil War

May 13, 2016Comments off

As much as I don’t want to say it, Marvel has handily beaten DC in the hero v hero filmmaking department with this one. The