Movie Reviews

9.1

Emotion Animated

Anomalisa

Jan 31, 2016Comments off

Anomolisa, beautiful, moving, impeccably crafted Anomolisa. Very rarely can films be so hauntingly heart wrenching and uncomfortably engaging. Yet in its dreamy, stop-motion realism Anomolisa

8.6

Eat, Sleep, Survive

The Revenant

Jan 15, 2016Comments off

This may just be the hardest and most contradictory review I’ve ever had to write, and I’m having a hard time figuring out why. Bear

8.3

Wild, Wild West

The Hateful Eight

Jan 06, 2016Comments off

***This review pertains to the 70mm Roadshow version of this film. From my understanding, the only differences between this and the theatrical version is a

7.8

"Honest" Rating

Star Wars: The Force Awakens “Honest&...

Dec 29, 2015Comments off

***So after seeing this film three times with various friends and family members over the course of a week, I’ve finally decided, after much thought

8.3

"Fanboy" Rating

Star Wars: The Force Awakens “Fanboy&...

Dec 29, 2015Comments off

***So after seeing this film three times with various friends and family members over the course of a week, I’ve finally decided, after much thought

8

Ho-Ho-Horror

Krampus

Dec 11, 2015Comments off

So apparently getting coal for Christmas isn’t the worst thing that can happen to kids on Santa’s naughty list. Based on the real folklore character,

7.2

The Okay Dinosaur

The Good Dinosaur

Nov 29, 2015Comments off

Even a mediocre Pixar movie is better than half the crap coming out of Hollywood nowadays. The 16th feature film in Pixar’s ever-growing repertoire, The

6.8

Hungry No Longer

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2

Nov 29, 2015Comments off

I really wish Hollywood would cut the crap with these unnecessary split up finales. Mockingjay was one book for a reason people, and that was

8.5

Holiday Cheer

The Night Before

Nov 23, 2015Comments off

Twas’ the night before Christmas and all through the city, not a creature was stirring…except for three friends getting into some shit. The Night Before

7.6

Old School Charm

The Peanuts Movie

Nov 13, 2015Comments off

I think the late Mr. Schulz would be proud of this film, or at the very least, would have approved the direction the filmmakers have