Movie Reviews
The Flash
Too bad Flash isn’t fast enough to outrun Ezra Miller’s real-life problems, or else this movie might have turned out better than it actually did.
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
This movie sucks, and I’m even saying that going by the crappy standard Michael Bay’s Transformers sequels have already set. A standalone sequel to 2018’s Bumblebee but a prequel
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
May the nerd gods bless the animators who brought this stunning movie to life because this one was one of the most impressive-looking films I’ve
Fast X
They really missed an opportunity to use “FasTEN Your Seatbelts” as a tagline for this one. Ok, I swear, that’s the last time I’m using
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Finally, a better-than-average MCU film! It feels like it’s been forever since I’ve been able to say that. Once again telling the galactic tale of
Evil Dead Rise
I’m so glad some people can’t resist opening skin-bound books of pure evil because then we wouldn’t get decent horror movies like this one! Taking
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Mamma Mia! A Mario movie that doesn’t suck? What in the Koopa Troopa is going on here??? A new computer-generated movie set in the video
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieve...
Nerds are on a roll with successful movie and television adaptations of beloved properties coming out of the woodwork as of late, with the D&D
John Wick: Chapter 4
And now I know how deadly a real-life game of Frogger can be. Thanks, Mr. Wick! Set shortly after the climactic events of the last entry in
65
This movie is so bad it made me like the train wreck that was Jurassic Park Dominion. And that movie sucked. Set 65 million years in the past, 65 follows