Movie Reviews

7.6

U-F-Nope!

Nope

Sep 07, 2022Comments off

Well, this is one way to do something different with the UFO genre, and I’m all for it! Set on a Hollywood horse ranch that’s

6.8

Love and Too Much Laughter

Thor: Love and Thunder

Jul 31, 2022Comments off

I’m all for fun and games in my superhero movies, but maybe we need to pump the brakes on making Thor a complete joke moving

7.2

Stephen King-lite

The Black Phone

Jul 19, 2022Comments off

Ethan Hawke can keep playing villains after this one cuz he’s fucking terrifying and I’m so down for it! Set during the late 1970s, Black Phone takes place in

7

To Mediocrity and Beyond!

Lightyear

Jul 19, 2022Comments off

If this was Andy’s favorite movie when he was a kid, then he needs to expand his film horizons. The “origin” story for the Buzz

5.9

Jurassic Bore

Jurassic World Dominion

Jul 19, 2022Comments off

So apparently life found a way to turn this sequel into a steaming pile of dino dung… The concluding chapter in the Jurassic World franchise, Jurassic World Dominion (no

9.5

Top Of The Class

Top Gun: Maverick

Jun 30, 2022Comments off

Say what you will about Tom Cruise in real life, but, boy, does he know how to make a movie. Set 36 years after the

7

Meh-nacing Men

Men

Jun 28, 2022Comments off

I’m all for weird movies and vague allusions, but this one tested my patience more than I expected. Following the sudden suicide of her husband,

6.6

Into the Multiverse of Meh-ness

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Jun 28, 2022Comments off

I think this one was the muddled mess we all thought Spider-Man: No Way Home was gonna be. Yikes… Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness follows Doctor

7.9

Bearable, Massive, and Talented

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

May 23, 2022Comments off

Nicolas Cage has said that he never wants to retire from acting, and after seeing this film, that’s fine by me! A meta-movie that sees

6

The Secrets of Fumble-Dore

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

May 23, 2022Comments off

And here I thought this franchise was something that would eventually come into its own… Continuing the exploits of a wizard named Newt Scamander (Eddie