War Never Changes
Kirsten Dunst looking from behind her camera in Civil War

Civil War

Apr 24, 2024Comments off

This one was rough to watch, given the state of America nowadays, but it’s hands down a film worth experiencing. Set in a very near


Monkey Madness
Kid looking determined at the camera behind a purple veil

Monkey Man

Apr 23, 2024Comments off

John Wick, this is not, but it does a damn good job of trying to live up to that film’s standards, and I’m here for


Kaiju Crazy
Godzilla and Kong running at the screen ready for battle movie still

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

Apr 19, 2024Comments off

At least this one is better than Godzilla vs. Kong, and fortunately, that’s saying a lot, considering how disappointing that film was. Set three years


A Frozen Failure
Ghostbusters in a car looking surprised while looking out the windshield

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Apr 11, 2024Comments off

This franchise is going in the wrong direction, and after such a stellar legacy sequel in 2021’s Ghostbusters: Afterlife, that’s a big disappointment. Continuing the paranormal


Web of Lies
The cast of Madame Webb in a subway station looking confused

Madame Web

Mar 25, 2024Comments off

I think the biggest travesty (out of many) in this one came in the form of what the production thought a Metro North train to


A Convoluted Mess
Aiden holding up a cat while Elly looks on horrified


Feb 15, 2024Comments off

This film is so bad that I watched two people get up and leave before the credits rolled, and I seriously considered going with them.


A Watery Grave
Aquaman standing in front of snowy stairs

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

Jan 08, 2024Comments off

At least this was a better bad movie than the first Aquaman! Too bad it’s the official end of the DCEU, though. Set a few years


New and Blue
Blue Beetle wields a giant energy sword

Blue Beetle

Nov 07, 2023Comments off

Maybe we’ll be okay if this is what the rest of DC’s new shared cinematic universe looks and feels like…. just maybe… Acting as a


Cowabunga It Is!
The Turtles standing around with each other

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Oct 12, 2023Comments off

They finally got teenagers to voice the Turtles! Oh, and the movie is pretty great, too. Set during the Turtles’ formative years, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:


Mission: Average
Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One movie still

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning ...

Aug 24, 2023Comments off

I’m not saying the Mission: Impossible franchise is losing steam, but maybe this one shouldn’t have split into two parts or, I don’t know, have its most