New and Blue
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Blue Beetle

Nov 07, 2023Comments off

Maybe we’ll be okay if this is what the rest of DC’s new shared cinematic universe looks and feels like…. just maybe… Acting as a


Cowabunga It Is!
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Oct 12, 2023Comments off

They finally got teenagers to voice the Turtles! Oh, and the movie is pretty great, too. Set during the Turtles’ formative years, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:


Mission: Average
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Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning ...

Aug 24, 2023Comments off

I’m not saying the Mission: Impossible franchise is losing steam, but maybe this one shouldn’t have split into two parts or, I don’t know, have its most


Destiny Fulfilled
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Jul 11, 2023Comments off

I really wish Harrison Ford and director James Mangold had a chance to do their own Indy trilogy because this one wasn’t half bad! Set


A Flashy Failure
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The Flash

Jul 07, 2023Comments off

Too bad Flash isn’t fast enough to outrun Ezra Miller’s real-life problems, or else this movie might have turned out better than it actually did.


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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Jul 07, 2023Comments off

This movie sucks, and I’m even saying that going by the crappy standard Michael Bay’s Transformers sequels have already set. A standalone sequel to 2018’s Bumblebee but a prequel


Head-On Collision
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Fast X

Jun 16, 2023Comments off

They really missed an opportunity to use “FasTEN Your Seatbelts” as a tagline for this one. Ok, I swear, that’s the last time I’m using


The Dog Days Are Over
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Jun 05, 2023Comments off

Finally, a better-than-average MCU film! It feels like it’s been forever since I’ve been able to say that. Once again telling the galactic tale of


Honor Among Nerds
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieve...

Apr 11, 2023Comments off

Nerds are on a roll with successful movie and television adaptations of beloved properties coming out of the woodwork as of late, with the D&D


An Action Epic
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John Wick: Chapter 4

Apr 06, 2023Comments off

And now I know how deadly a real-life game of Frogger can be. Thanks, Mr. Wick! Set shortly after the climactic events of the last entry in