A Frozen Failure
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Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Apr 11, 2024Comments off

This franchise is going in the wrong direction, and after such a stellar legacy sequel in 2021’s Ghostbusters: Afterlife, that’s a big disappointment. Continuing the paranormal


A Convoluted Mess
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Feb 15, 2024Comments off

This film is so bad that I watched two people get up and leave before the credits rolled, and I seriously considered going with them.


Cowabunga It Is!
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Oct 12, 2023Comments off

They finally got teenagers to voice the Turtles! Oh, and the movie is pretty great, too. Set during the Turtles’ formative years, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:


All Pink Everything
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Sep 19, 2023Comments off

So who had Barbie as one of the best movies of the year on their box office bingo card? Set in the idyllic matriarchal society of Barbieland, Barbie follows


The Dog Days Are Over
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Jun 05, 2023Comments off

Finally, a better-than-average MCU film! It feels like it’s been forever since I’ve been able to say that. Once again telling the galactic tale of


Honor Among Nerds
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieve...

Apr 11, 2023Comments off

Nerds are on a roll with successful movie and television adaptations of beloved properties coming out of the woodwork as of late, with the D&D


Failure of the Gods
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Shazam! Fury of the Gods

Mar 30, 2023Comments off

At this point, it’s probably best just to see The Flash movie in June and hope what comes after in the new DCU is better. Set two


Cocaine's a Helluva Drug
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Cocaine Bear

Mar 20, 2023Comments off

If a sequel called Cocaine Shark doesn’t get the green light immediately after this movie leaves theaters, then clearly someone hasn’t snorted enough white stuff to make


A Quantum Mess
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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

Mar 07, 2023Comments off

It feels like the MCU has been in a holding pattern as of late as it decides when and how to give audiences something of


Not A Christmas Miracle
Violent Night

Violent Night

Feb 20, 2023Comments off

After seeing this one, it looks like Santa needs to add a few more people to his naughty list this year. Taking place during a