Horror

6.1

Falls Shortlegs
Lee Harker looks at her Zodiac-esque wall mural

Longlegs

Sep 14, 2024Comments off

Sometimes style over substance isn’t enough to save a movie, especially with a script that can’t decide what it wants to be half the time.

8

Silence is Golden
A Quiet Place: Day One's characters hunched together in the dark looking scared with a flashlight

A Quiet Place: Day One

Sep 14, 2024Comments off

I don’t know how this series hasn’t fallen into the sequelitis trap of diminishing returns yet, but I’ll take as many follow-ups to this one

8

Tune Into This
Late Night with the Devil cast crowded around young girl strapped to a chair

Late Night with the Devil

Apr 19, 2024Comments off

I almost wonder if seeing this one at home in the dead hours of the night might have made the viewing experience even better, you

6.4

A Soggy Swim
Main character suspended underwater

Night Swim

Jan 10, 2024Comments off

Who thought a movie about a haunted pool would ever become a thing? Now, whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing is a

7.4

Be Thankful For This One
John Carver standing with his back turned with an axe

Thanksgiving

Jan 04, 2024Comments off

I’m thankful for holiday-themed horror movies like this one because who doesn’t like a little bit of maiming and murdering around the time of the

6

Five Failures at Freddy's
Freddy and his friends standing in a line

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Jan 03, 2024Comments off

I’m all for bringing video game franchises into the movie space, but I’m just not entirely sure this is a great example of what the

5.7

Don't Believe In This
Two possessed girls looking to the sky sitting back to back

The Exorcist: Believer

Dec 27, 2023Comments off

I’m all for legacy films like this one, but unfortunately for fans of this long-running horror franchise, this entry simply wasn’t worth the watch. Following

6.5

Saw's Back!
John Kramer aka Jigsaw staring at audiences in a blue light

Saw X

Dec 27, 2023Comments off

This franchise won’t stay dead, and this time around, that isn’t an entirely bad thing! A sequel that’s a prequel that fits right in between

6.9

A Middling Voyage
A monstrous Dracula screaming in the rain

The Last Voyage of the Demeter

Nov 27, 2023Comments off

Dracula deserves new takes on his iconic story in the movie space, I’m just bummed this one only got it half right. Adapting “The Captain’s

7.1

Rise and Shine

Evil Dead Rise

May 11, 2023Comments off

I’m so glad some people can’t resist opening skin-bound books of pure evil because then we wouldn’t get decent horror movies like this one! Taking