action

7.8

Destiny Fulfilled
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Jul 11, 2023Comments off

I really wish Harrison Ford and director James Mangold had a chance to do their own Indy trilogy because this one wasn’t half bad! Set

6.9

A Flashy Failure
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The Flash

Jul 07, 2023Comments off

Too bad Flash isn’t fast enough to outrun Ezra Miller’s real-life problems, or else this movie might have turned out better than it actually did.

5.6

Trashformers
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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Jul 07, 2023Comments off

This movie sucks, and I’m even saying that going by the crappy standard Michael Bay’s Transformers sequels have already set. A standalone sequel to 2018’s Bumblebee but a prequel

5.3

Head-On Collision
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Fast X

Jun 16, 2023Comments off

They really missed an opportunity to use “FasTEN Your Seatbelts” as a tagline for this one. Ok, I swear, that’s the last time I’m using

7.9

The Dog Days Are Over
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Jun 05, 2023Comments off

Finally, a better-than-average MCU film! It feels like it’s been forever since I’ve been able to say that. Once again telling the galactic tale of

7.3

Honor Among Nerds
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieve...

Apr 11, 2023Comments off

Nerds are on a roll with successful movie and television adaptations of beloved properties coming out of the woodwork as of late, with the D&D

8.3

An Action Epic
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John Wick: Chapter 4

Apr 06, 2023Comments off

And now I know how deadly a real-life game of Frogger can be. Thanks, Mr. Wick! Set shortly after the climactic events of the last entry in

5.2

Extinction-Level Bad
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65

Mar 30, 2023Comments off

This movie is so bad it made me like the train wreck that was Jurassic Park Dominion. And that movie sucked. Set 65 million years in the past, 65 follows

6.5

Failure of the Gods
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Shazam! Fury of the Gods

Mar 30, 2023Comments off

At this point, it’s probably best just to see The Flash movie in June and hope what comes after in the new DCU is better. Set two

6.8

Cocaine's a Helluva Drug
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Cocaine Bear

Mar 20, 2023Comments off

If a sequel called Cocaine Shark doesn’t get the green light immediately after this movie leaves theaters, then clearly someone hasn’t snorted enough white stuff to make