All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

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Family: The Final Frontier

F9: The Fast Saga

Jul 14, 2021Comments off

Whelp, they did it. Straight up rocket boosted over the metaphorical shark after jumping clear over it a few movies ago, and to be honest,

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Explosively Average

The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard

Jul 14, 2021Comments off

I don’t know who needed a sequel to the first movie, but for what it’s worth, I don’t hate the decision. Set only a couple

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Musically Magnificent

In The Heights

Jul 13, 2021Comments off

I wouldn’t mind more live-action musicals like this one hitting theaters at a more consistent rate, so get on it Hollywood! Set in the New

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Devilishly Dumb

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

Jun 23, 2021Comments off

The devil may have made the characters in this movie do it, but who in the hell made the filmmakers greenlight this threequel? What a

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A Whispered Win

A Quiet Place Part II

Jun 18, 2021Comments off

Has a Part III to this series been announced yet? Cuz I need a Part III as soon as we can get one, preferably yesterday.

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I Don't Want To Play A Game

Spiral

Jun 18, 2021Comments off

I don’t know who was clamoring for it, but I guess we needed a new Saw movie? I still can’t tell after watching this one.

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Flawed Victory

Mortal Kombat

May 14, 2021Comments off

If this is the direction video game adaptations are going in, then sign me up…mostly. A film reboot of the game franchise of the same

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Go, Go Kong-Zilla!

Godzilla vs. Kong

Apr 14, 2021Comments off

I really wish the theater I saw this in had a properly working sound system…*le sigh* Coming off the heels of two Godzilla films and one

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Nobody Left Alive

Nobody

Mar 29, 2021Comments off

And we thought John Wick was the only older gentleman in the “beat your face in” game! Taking a cue from the afore mentioned assassin

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Chaos Stumbling

Chaos Walking

Mar 28, 2021Comments off

I don’t know why we’re still adapting mediocre Young Adult book series to film now that The Hunger Games and Divergent have long since passed, but I