All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.


A Middling Voyage
A monstrous Dracula screaming in the rain

The Last Voyage of the Demeter

Nov 27, 2023Comments off

Dracula deserves new takes on his iconic story in the movie space, I’m just bummed this one only got it half right. Adapting “The Captain’s


New and Blue
Blue Beetle wields a giant energy sword

Blue Beetle

Nov 07, 2023Comments off

Maybe we’ll be okay if this is what the rest of DC’s new shared cinematic universe looks and feels like…. just maybe… Acting as a


Fed to the Sharks
A Meg floating in front of a diver

Meg 2: The Trench

Nov 07, 2023Comments off

Giant sharks chomping on people like they were nothing but a fleshy buffet will never get old, and this movie proves it! Set five years


Cowabunga It Is!
The Turtles standing around with each other

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Oct 12, 2023Comments off

They finally got teenagers to voice the Turtles! Oh, and the movie is pretty great, too. Set during the Turtles’ formative years, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:


Explosively Dramatic
Oppenheimer movie still


Sep 20, 2023Comments off

I really hope everyone reading saw this one in IMAX because it was well worth the price of admission. Following years in the life of the controversial


All Pink Everything
Barbie movie still


Sep 19, 2023Comments off

So who had Barbie as one of the best movies of the year on their box office bingo card? Set in the idyllic matriarchal society of Barbieland, Barbie follows


Happy Hauntings
Haunted Mansion movie still

Haunted Mansion

Aug 24, 2023Comments off

At least this movie is better than the last time Disney tried to turn this ride into a feature film! Set in New Orleans, Haunted Mansion follows


Mission: Average
Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One movie still

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning ...

Aug 24, 2023Comments off

I’m not saying the Mission: Impossible franchise is losing steam, but maybe this one shouldn’t have split into two parts or, I don’t know, have its most


Destiny Fulfilled
Indiana Jones walking through a cave

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Jul 11, 2023Comments off

I really wish Harrison Ford and director James Mangold had a chance to do their own Indy trilogy because this one wasn’t half bad! Set


Derivative yet Delightful
Ember and Wade at a sporting event


Jul 10, 2023Comments off

It’s a bit disheartening to see this one not do so well at the box office, but for those who love Pixar, it’s still a