All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

6.6

Not Him
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Him

May 13, 2026Comments off

I once wished Hollywood made more movies like this. And after walking out of the theater, I’m pretty sure they’ll do the exact opposite now.

7.3

The Long Stroll
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The Long Walk

May 12, 2026Comments off

I’ll never complain about doing cardio ever again after watching this one. The latest attempt to adapt yet another Stephen King story to the big

6.5

Nobody Needed This
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Nobody 2

May 04, 2026Comments off

I guess they had to try to cash in on a sequel. But John Wick: Chapter 2, this ain’t. Back to being a full-time assassin

8.5

Horrific Fun!
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Weapons

Apr 08, 2026Comments off

Since it took me so long to get around to writing this review, I’m officially talking about an Oscar-winning movie! Good thing I was always

7.8

Dumb Fun!
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The Naked Gun

Mar 23, 2026Comments off

Legacy sequels usually suck. Luckily for fans of the Police Squad franchise, this one doesn’t. Bringing back a series that hasn’t been heard from in

7.2

Stuck Together
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Together

Mar 11, 2026Comments off

Codependent relationships never work well for those unlucky enough to be involved in one, and after seeing this film, I’m even more scared of the

6.8

First Stumble
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps

Feb 27, 2026Comments off

There’s no way it should have been this hard or taken this long to do Marvel’s First Family justice, and in some ways, that justice

7.9

Super Good
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Superman

Feb 19, 2026Comments off

I may not be the biggest fan of Superman (we all know Batman’s better), but I gotta say, James Gunn may be onto something with

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Dino Don't
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Jurassic World: Rebirth

Feb 16, 2026Comments off

Avoid this movie like the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs. Then rewatch the original Jurassic Park. You’ll thank me later. After the events of

7.5

Fast and Furious
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F1: The Movie

Feb 15, 2026Comments off

I can confirm, after seeing this one, that Formula 1 is basically the bougie version of NASCAR, and I find that absolutely hilarious. Spinning the