All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

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A Frozen Failure
Ghostbusters in a car looking surprised while looking out the windshield

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Apr 11, 2024Comments off

This franchise is going in the wrong direction, and after such a stellar legacy sequel in 2021’s Ghostbusters: Afterlife, that’s a big disappointment. Continuing the paranormal

7.9

As It Was Written
Chani touching Paul Atreides' cheek as they look at one another

Dune Part Two

Apr 04, 2024Comments off

I still don’t know if I care for the overall world of Dune, but I won’t complain if these movies keep getting made. I hear there

4.5

Web of Lies
The cast of Madame Webb in a subway station looking confused

Madame Web

Mar 25, 2024Comments off

I think the biggest travesty (out of many) in this one came in the form of what the production thought a Metro North train to

4.5

A Convoluted Mess
Aiden holding up a cat while Elly looks on horrified

Argylle

Feb 15, 2024Comments off

This film is so bad that I watched two people get up and leave before the credits rolled, and I seriously considered going with them.

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A Soggy Swim
Main character suspended underwater

Night Swim

Jan 10, 2024Comments off

Who thought a movie about a haunted pool would ever become a thing? Now, whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing is a

6

A Watery Grave
Aquaman standing in front of snowy stairs

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

Jan 08, 2024Comments off

At least this was a better bad movie than the first Aquaman! Too bad it’s the official end of the DCEU, though. Set a few years

7.6

A Wish Come True
Asha surrounded by wish orbs backtothepicture.net

Wish

Jan 06, 2024Comments off

This movie was done dirty during its initial release, so for the love of Walt Disney, watch it when it premieres on Disney+! Specifically made

7.4

Be Thankful For This One
John Carver standing with his back turned with an axe

Thanksgiving

Jan 04, 2024Comments off

I’m thankful for holiday-themed horror movies like this one because who doesn’t like a little bit of maiming and murdering around the time of the

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Marvelously Mediocre
Ms Marvel, Captain Marvel and Monica Rambeau standing side by side

The Marvels

Jan 03, 2024Comments off

For as bad a year as the MCU has had creatively, this movie is much better than expected, and that’s saying something. A sequel to

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Five Failures at Freddy's
Freddy and his friends standing in a line

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Jan 03, 2024Comments off

I’m all for bringing video game franchises into the movie space, but I’m just not entirely sure this is a great example of what the