All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

7.2

Clone Confusion
Mickey 17 movie still of him looking up in a snow landscape

Mickey 17

Jun 29, 2025Comments off

And now we know the answer to the question of how many Robert Pattinsons is too many. Turns out, it’s eighteen. Following the seventeenth iteration

7.2

Monkey See, Monkey Kill
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The Monkey

Jun 21, 2025Comments off

Stephen King adaptations are usually hit or miss for me, so I’m happy to report that this one is on the former side of things

6.6

Brave New Nothing
Sam Wilson's Captain America standing in costume with his shield backtothepicture.net movie still

Captain America: Brave New World

Jun 21, 2025Comments off

Sam Wilson has his work cut out for him as the new Captain America, and unfortunately for him, this movie isn’t doing him any favors.

7.2

Stellar Sonic
Sonic running as a blue blur at the screen

Sonic the Hedgehog 3

Jun 21, 2025Comments off

I don’t care how they do it, but I’ll take another one of these movies every couple of years until Jim Carrey finally decides to

7.6

Blood-Suckingly Average
Ellen looks scared with Nosferatu's shadow hand on her face

Nosferatu

Apr 12, 2025Comments off

Vampires are all fun and games until they want to suck your blood and drive you insane, something our protagonists are forced to learn the

6.1

I Am Not Entertained!
Gladiators fighting each other with swords backtothepicture.net

Gladiator II

Mar 19, 2025Comments off

This may well mark Ridley Scott’s ghost-directing days because this one felt like it was something he actively didn’t take part in. Set almost two

5.5

The Last Dump

Venom: The Last Dance

Feb 28, 2025Comments off

Was it too much to ask for a trilogy-capper that at least matched the low-quality but high entertainment value of the first two Venom films?

6.7

Folie à Doh!
Joker and Harley Quinn sitting in court

Joker: Folie à Deux

Jan 14, 2025Comments off

If I had to hear one more song by the time the credits rolled on this one, I was going to scream. That being said,

6.9

It's Showtime...Again!
Beetlejuice looks on in annoyance

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Jan 06, 2025Comments off

Ok, I’m not saying that they need to make another Beetlejuice sequel after this one, but I’m not saying they shouldn’t make another Beetlejuice sequel

8

Chest-Bursting Good
Xenomoprh hissing in shadow at the screen

Alien: Romulus

Jan 06, 2025Comments off

In space, everyone can hear me cheer for a great Alien movie, so praise Wayland-Yutani because this is one of the series’ best entries in