All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

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For the Horde!...Sorta

Warcraft

Jun 13, 2016Comments off

Considering this is a movie based on a video game, this could have turned out waaay worse than what’s presented here. Based on the video

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Turtle Power!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Sh...

Jun 07, 2016Comments off

Thank God I can finally forget that the first attempt at rebooting this franchise ever happened. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, the

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Avoid This Rabbit Hole

Alice Through the Looking Glass

Jun 03, 2016Comments off

So much for The Jungle Book starting the trend of good live-action adaptations of old Disney classics… Alice Through the Looking Glass, the sequel to

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No More X-Factor

X-Men: Apocalypse

Jun 01, 2016Comments off

Whelp, the X-Men franchise just took a step back with this one. Yet again directed by franchise alum Bryan Singer, X-Men: Apocalypse is all about

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Team Marvel

Captain America: Civil War

May 13, 2016Comments off

As much as I don’t want to say it, Marvel has handily beaten DC in the hero v hero filmmaking department with this one. The

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Unnecessary Cold Front

The Huntsman: Winter’s War

Apr 27, 2016Comments off

So who was asking for this movie to be made? Anyone? Anyone at all?…thought so… Acting as a prequel/sequel to the 2012 film Snow White

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Live Action Magic

The Jungle Book – Brian

Apr 20, 2016Comments off

Hey, Disney, this is how you’re supposed to do a live action retelling of an old classic. Take note. The Jungle Book, based partly on

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First Person Mayhem

Hardcore Henry

Apr 14, 2016Comments off

It’s awesome being an action hero, especially after looking through the eyes of one for the better part of two hours. Hardcore Henry focuses on

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#Batfleck4President

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Mar 28, 2016Comments off

This movie really tested my limits as a self-proclaimed critic and fanboy, but for the love of Darkseid, please don’t read this review until you

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A Different Kind of Monster

10 Cloverfield Lane

Mar 16, 2016Comments off

This is not the movie you think it is. A self-proclaimed “blood relative” to the 2008 found footage monster mash original, 10 Cloverfield Lane works