All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

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#Batfleck4President

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Mar 28, 2016Comments off

This movie really tested my limits as a self-proclaimed critic and fanboy, but for the love of Darkseid, please don’t read this review until you

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A Different Kind of Monster

10 Cloverfield Lane

Mar 16, 2016Comments off

This is not the movie you think it is. A self-proclaimed “blood relative” to the 2008 found footage monster mash original, 10 Cloverfield Lane works

9.5

Disney Animation > Pixar

Zootopia

Mar 10, 2016Comments off

Disney Animation just beat Pixar at its own game. Another excellent entry in Disney Animation’s computer generated renaissance, Zootopia follows two unlikely animals turned partners

8.1

Dramatic Horror

The Witch

Mar 03, 2016Comments off

I don’t know if I would consider this a horror film; more like a moody drama with standout horror elements, and that isn’t necessarily a

6.8

Hail, Caesar???

Hail, Caesar!

Feb 16, 2016Comments off

I think it’s time for the Coen brothers to put some thought into changing their shtick. Hail, Caesar!, the newest film by writer/director/brother duo Ethan

7.9

Dead-On

Deadpool

Feb 16, 2016Comments off

So this is how you do a comic book character right, emphasis on character. The long awaited re-debut (see the horrid X-Men Origins: Wolverine for

8.6

Eat, Sleep, Survive

The Revenant

Jan 15, 2016Comments off

This may just be the hardest and most contradictory review I’ve ever had to write, and I’m having a hard time figuring out why. Bear

8.3

Wild, Wild West

The Hateful Eight

Jan 06, 2016Comments off

***This review pertains to the 70mm Roadshow version of this film. From my understanding, the only differences between this and the theatrical version is a

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"Honest" Rating

Star Wars: The Force Awakens “Honest&...

Dec 29, 2015Comments off

***So after seeing this film three times with various friends and family members over the course of a week, I’ve finally decided, after much thought

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"Fanboy" Rating

Star Wars: The Force Awakens “Fanboy&...

Dec 29, 2015Comments off

***So after seeing this film three times with various friends and family members over the course of a week, I’ve finally decided, after much thought