All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

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"Science, Bitch!"

The Martian

Oct 13, 2015Comments off

I’d really hate to be Mark Watney. But then again, if I was as smart as he was and as resourceful of a person and

8.4

Sicario Means "Awesome"

Sicario

Oct 06, 2015Comments off

Man, Mexico is a scary and violent place. Sicario, half set in the United States and half across the Mexican border, is a gritty (emphasis

7.3

Trials and Errors

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials

Sep 28, 2015Comments off

I’m pretty sure 99.999% of this movie never happened in the books and I’m oddly ok with that. To recap, this film, a sequel to

7.9

Creepy Old People

The Visit

Sep 18, 2015Comments off

I’m pretty sure visits to Grandma and Grandpa’s house aren’t supposed to go down like this. The Visit, directed by M. Night Shyamalan, follows two

3.9

Fantastic Flop

Fantastic Four

Sep 07, 2015Comments off

I guess Marvel’s “First Family” just isn’t meant to make it big in Hollywood. What a mess. Most should be familiar with the Fantastic Four

4.2

Assassinate This Movie

Hitman: Agent 47

Sep 07, 2015Comments off

Much like Pixels, the Adam Sandler vehicle from earlier this summer, Hitman: Agent 47 is yet another mediocre and unnecessary video game film that shows

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Unwrap This!

The Gift

Sep 07, 2015Comments off

Well this movie came out of nowhere. What a pleasant surprise. The Gift is a taught thriller that sees Simon (Jason Bateman) and his wife

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Here's Your Score "Cowboy"

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

Sep 07, 2015Comments off

When it comes to Guy Ritchie films, you either love them or hate them but one thing is for sure, no matter what the movie

4.5

I'll be back...or not...

Terminator Genysis

Sep 02, 2015Comments off

I don’t know how you can try and save a franchise with a movie like Terminator Genisys…I just don’t… I get rebooting franchises, I get

7.3

Right Hook To The Dome

Southpaw

Sep 02, 2015Comments off

Southpaw is a decent boxing film that makes you appreciate the good ones even more. It’s a story we all know by heart in one