All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

7.8

Destiny Fulfilled
Indiana Jones walking through a cave

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Jul 11, 2023Comments off

I really wish Harrison Ford and director James Mangold had a chance to do their own Indy trilogy because this one wasn’t half bad! Set

7.9

Derivative yet Delightful
Ember and Wade at a sporting event

Elemental

Jul 10, 2023Comments off

It’s a bit disheartening to see this one not do so well at the box office, but for those who love Pixar, it’s still a

6.9

A Flashy Failure
The Flash stares up into the sky in disbelief

The Flash

Jul 07, 2023Comments off

Too bad Flash isn’t fast enough to outrun Ezra Miller’s real-life problems, or else this movie might have turned out better than it actually did.

5.6

Trashformers
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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Jul 07, 2023Comments off

This movie sucks, and I’m even saying that going by the crappy standard Michael Bay’s Transformers sequels have already set. A standalone sequel to 2018’s Bumblebee but a prequel

9

An Animated Accomplishment
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Jun 26, 2023Comments off

May the nerd gods bless the animators who brought this stunning movie to life because this one was one of the most impressive-looking films I’ve

5.3

Head-On Collision
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Fast X

Jun 16, 2023Comments off

They really missed an opportunity to use “FasTEN Your Seatbelts” as a tagline for this one. Ok, I swear, that’s the last time I’m using

7.9

The Dog Days Are Over
guardians of the galaxy vol 3 roster standing together

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Jun 05, 2023Comments off

Finally, a better-than-average MCU film! It feels like it’s been forever since I’ve been able to say that. Once again telling the galactic tale of

7.1

Rise and Shine

Evil Dead Rise

May 11, 2023Comments off

I’m so glad some people can’t resist opening skin-bound books of pure evil because then we wouldn’t get decent horror movies like this one! Taking

8

Let's-a Go!
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Apr 12, 2023Comments off

Mamma Mia! A Mario movie that doesn’t suck? What in the Koopa Troopa is going on here??? A new computer-generated movie set in the video

7.3

Honor Among Nerds
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieve...

Apr 11, 2023Comments off

Nerds are on a roll with successful movie and television adaptations of beloved properties coming out of the woodwork as of late, with the D&D