All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

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Bearable, Massive, and Talented

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

May 23, 2022Comments off

Nicolas Cage has said that he never wants to retire from acting, and after seeing this film, that’s fine by me! A meta-movie that sees

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The Secrets of Fumble-Dore

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

May 23, 2022Comments off

And here I thought this franchise was something that would eventually come into its own… Continuing the exploits of a wizard named Newt Scamander (Eddie

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Solid Sonic

Sonic the Hedgehog 2

May 17, 2022Comments off

If you were a fan of the original movie, then odds are you’ll like this one just fine. If you weren’t, well, there’s always Detective Pikachu to

9.3

A Multiversal Delight

Everything Everywhere All at Once

May 12, 2022Comments off

And here you thought the MCU had the market cornered on all things multiversal. Written and directed by Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert (Swiss Army

5.8

Vampires Suck

Morbius

Apr 25, 2022Comments off

So who actually thought this movie had a chance at being good? No one? That’s what I thought. The latest Marvel character to get the

8.1

Fear the Knight

The Batman

Mar 23, 2022Comments off

It may not be the best Batman movie of all time as many insist it to be, but it damn well tries. And for that,

7.3

An Average Adventure

Uncharted

Mar 12, 2022Comments off

It’s not the best video game movie out there, but it’s good to see that gamers are finally getting average adaptations for their beloved franchises.

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Dull on the Nile

Death on the Nile

Mar 01, 2022Comments off

I like me a good murder mystery, but something about this one just didn’t click for me. Set a few years after the events of

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Jackasses Until The End

Jackass Forever

Feb 26, 2022Comments off

So who had odds on an entertainment series that puts bodily fluids, wiener abuse, and all other kinds of physical harm front and center for

5.7

Moonwalk Away

Moonfall

Feb 02, 2022Comments off

I like seeing damage and destruction in my movies, but, man, does this film make me wonder how some screenwriters have jobs. Following two scientists,