Movie Reviews

6.7

If Walls Could Talk

The Great Wall

Feb 22, 2017Comments off

Monsters and walls and action, oh my! But for real, that’s basically the movie in a nutshell. The Great Wall takes us to – you

8.1

The Dark (Lego) Knight Returns

The Lego Batman Movie

Feb 13, 2017Comments off

Lego Batman shouldn’t even be a thing; it’s a movie based on a movie that’s based on a toy, but here it is, and it’s

8

Un-Split-Able

Split

Jan 23, 2017Comments off

If I could rate a movie based on its twist alone, this one would get a perfect score, but, you know, I can’t do that,

6.9

Assassino!!!

Assassin’s Creed

Dec 27, 2016Comments off

Unsurprisingly, this is not the videogame adaptation to end all shitty videogame adaptations like many had hoped for, but surprisingly, the final product actually isn’t

8.4

No Force, No Problem

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Dec 19, 2016Comments off

If you’re gonna do a Star Wars spin-off, then this is the way to go about it. And to think some people were worried. Rogue

8

Heart of the Sea

Moana

Nov 29, 2016Comments off

After seeing this film, visiting any and all islands in the Polynesian Triangle has moved to top priority status on my bucket list. And they

7.1

Muggle Worthy

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Nov 23, 2016Comments off

Welcome back to the Wizarding World folks, and if you happen to find things not as you left them then, well, that’s basically the point.

9.4

On Time Arrival

Arrival

Nov 15, 2016Comments off

And here I thought movies like this couldn’t get made anymore. Arrival, based on the short story “Story of Your Life” by Ted Chiang, takes

9.8

This Grenade is NO Dud

Hacksaw Ridge

Nov 13, 2016Comments off

Opening this review softly would do the Hacksaw Ridge a grave injustice so I won’t do that.  Mel Gibson, with this film, has fully refreshed

7.4

Strange(r) Things

Doctor Strange

Nov 08, 2016Comments off

Strange things are happening, and that’s not entirely a bad thing. Doctor Strange, the newest addition to the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s roster of ever growing