Movie Reviews

6.3

Running In Circles

The Circle

May 01, 2017Comments off

And I thought this cultural obsession with social media and the invasion of privacy was bad now… Based on the David Eggers penned novel of

6.8

Fate Falls Short

The Fate of the Furious

Apr 18, 2017Comments off

So I guess these movies are basically Michael Bay films in disguise now, huh? The Fate of the Furious, the eighth (!) iteration in the

6.8

It's Morphin Time!!!

Power Rangers

Mar 28, 2017Comments off

My childhood self would approve of this movie…mostly. The latest attempt at injecting new life into an aging franchise, Power Rangers brings everything back to

7.2

Remake Rehash

Beauty and the Beast

Mar 21, 2017Comments off

Nostalgia is a powerful thing isn’t it? At least that’s what Disney’s hoping for. The newest live-action iteration in Disney’s revamped line of old animated

9.2

Final Farewell...Bub

Logan

Mar 08, 2017Comments off

As I’ve been telling everyone since the first trailer for this film came out, Hugh Jackman should be nominated for an Oscar for this one,

9.1

Get In On This

Get Out

Feb 27, 2017Comments off

Is it too soon to start making predictions for next years Oscars? Cuz if not, I think I have a film that needs to be

6.7

If Walls Could Talk

The Great Wall

Feb 22, 2017Comments off

Monsters and walls and action, oh my! But for real, that’s basically the movie in a nutshell. The Great Wall takes us to – you

8.1

The Dark (Lego) Knight Returns

The Lego Batman Movie

Feb 13, 2017Comments off

Lego Batman shouldn’t even be a thing; it’s a movie based on a movie that’s based on a toy, but here it is, and it’s

8

Un-Split-Able

Split

Jan 23, 2017Comments off

If I could rate a movie based on its twist alone, this one would get a perfect score, but, you know, I can’t do that,

6.9

Assassino!!!

Assassin’s Creed

Dec 27, 2016Comments off

Unsurprisingly, this is not the videogame adaptation to end all shitty videogame adaptations like many had hoped for, but surprisingly, the final product actually isn’t