Movie Reviews

9.1

Hold(s) Up

Lookback: Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Ki...

Nov 07, 2015Comments off

Sometimes a movie is so subtle in its storytelling, that you don’t see it right away. The real stakes are not evident from the start,

7.7

Scary Fun

Goosebumps

Oct 26, 2015Comments off

Goosebumps is a lot better than it has any right to be. I expected another half-assed attempt to make a franchise out of something that

6.6

Beware of Crimson Peak

Crimson Peak

Oct 19, 2015Comments off

I’m at odds with this film. Absolutely everything about it is awesome from the cinematography to the production design to the tone to the special

8.3

"Science, Bitch!"

The Martian

Oct 13, 2015Comments off

I’d really hate to be Mark Watney. But then again, if I was as smart as he was and as resourceful of a person and

8.4

Sicario Means "Awesome"

Sicario

Oct 06, 2015Comments off

Man, Mexico is a scary and violent place. Sicario, half set in the United States and half across the Mexican border, is a gritty (emphasis

7.3

Trials and Errors

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials

Sep 28, 2015Comments off

I’m pretty sure 99.999% of this movie never happened in the books and I’m oddly ok with that. To recap, this film, a sequel to

7.9

Creepy Old People

The Visit

Sep 18, 2015Comments off

I’m pretty sure visits to Grandma and Grandpa’s house aren’t supposed to go down like this. The Visit, directed by M. Night Shyamalan, follows two

3.9

Fantastic Flop

Fantastic Four

Sep 07, 2015Comments off

I guess Marvel’s “First Family” just isn’t meant to make it big in Hollywood. What a mess. Most should be familiar with the Fantastic Four

4.2

Assassinate This Movie

Hitman: Agent 47

Sep 07, 2015Comments off

Much like Pixels, the Adam Sandler vehicle from earlier this summer, Hitman: Agent 47 is yet another mediocre and unnecessary video game film that shows

9

Unwrap This!

The Gift

Sep 07, 2015Comments off

Well this movie came out of nowhere. What a pleasant surprise. The Gift is a taught thriller that sees Simon (Jason Bateman) and his wife