All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

6.7

Folie à Doh!
Joker and Harley Quinn sitting in court

Joker: Folie à Deux

Jan 14, 2025Comments off

If I had to hear one more song by the time the credits rolled on this one, I was going to scream. That being said,

6.9

It's Showtime...Again!
Beetlejuice looks on in annoyance

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Jan 06, 2025Comments off

Ok, I’m not saying that they need to make another Beetlejuice sequel after this one, but I’m not saying they shouldn’t make another Beetlejuice sequel

8

Chest-Bursting Good
Xenomoprh hissing in shadow at the screen

Alien: Romulus

Jan 06, 2025Comments off

In space, everyone can hear me cheer for a great Alien movie, so praise Wayland-Yutani because this is one of the series’ best entries in

7.9

Maximum Effort
Deadpool holding his Deadpool dog while Wolverine looks on disgusted

Deadpool and Wolverine

Jan 06, 2025Comments off

The third chapter in the Merc with a Mouth’s live-action movie series may be far from perfect, but for a nerd like me, it was

7.1

Do the Twist(er)
Twisters cast looking offscreen at a tornado

Twisters

Oct 13, 2024Comments off

Sometimes legacy sequels don’t need to be heavy-handed in their return to what made them popular, and this sequel seems to understand that… mostly. Taking

6.1

Falls Shortlegs
Lee Harker looks at her Zodiac-esque wall mural

Longlegs

Sep 14, 2024Comments off

Sometimes style over substance isn’t enough to save a movie, especially with a script that can’t decide what it wants to be half the time.

8

Silence is Golden
A Quiet Place: Day One's characters hunched together in the dark looking scared with a flashlight

A Quiet Place: Day One

Sep 14, 2024Comments off

I don’t know how this series hasn’t fallen into the sequelitis trap of diminishing returns yet, but I’ll take as many follow-ups to this one

7

Bad Boys 4 Life
Mike and Marcus dap each other up in front of the water

Bad Boys: Ride or Die

Sep 13, 2024Comments off

I still think this one should have been called Bad Boys 4 Life, but what do I know… *le sigh* Following Mike Lowrey (Will Smith)

8

Anxiety, My Best Friend
Joy is excited to see an anxious Anxiety

Inside Out 2

Aug 13, 2024Comments off

Anxiety is officially a Pixar character now, and I couldn’t be happier about seeing my constant companion personified on screen, especially with that wild character

8

Furiously Fun
Furiosa looks into the distance as she stands on a barren road

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Aug 12, 2024Comments off

Who knew you didn’t need Max in a Mad Max movie to make it great??? Set decades before Mad Max: Fury Road, Furiosa: A Mad