All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

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Un-Split-Able

Split

Jan 23, 2017Comments off

If I could rate a movie based on its twist alone, this one would get a perfect score, but, you know, I can’t do that,

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Assassino!!!

Assassin’s Creed

Dec 27, 2016Comments off

Unsurprisingly, this is not the videogame adaptation to end all shitty videogame adaptations like many had hoped for, but surprisingly, the final product actually isn’t

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No Force, No Problem

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Dec 19, 2016Comments off

If you’re gonna do a Star Wars spin-off, then this is the way to go about it. And to think some people were worried. Rogue

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Heart of the Sea

Moana

Nov 29, 2016Comments off

After seeing this film, visiting any and all islands in the Polynesian Triangle has moved to top priority status on my bucket list. And they

7.1

Muggle Worthy

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Nov 23, 2016Comments off

Welcome back to the Wizarding World folks, and if you happen to find things not as you left them then, well, that’s basically the point.

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On Time Arrival

Arrival

Nov 15, 2016Comments off

And here I thought movies like this couldn’t get made anymore. Arrival, based on the short story “Story of Your Life” by Ted Chiang, takes

7.4

Strange(r) Things

Doctor Strange

Nov 08, 2016Comments off

Strange things are happening, and that’s not entirely a bad thing. Doctor Strange, the newest addition to the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s roster of ever growing

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Redeeming Horror

Ouija: Origins of Evil

Oct 31, 2016Comments off

So who was really asking for another go around with this franchise? Nobody, right? Well apparently the filmmakers don’t give a shit what you think,

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Train Delays

The Girl on the Train

Oct 18, 2016Comments off

Great acting can’t save a film like this, but trust me they tried. The Girl on the Train, adapted from the novel of the same

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Peculiarly Passable

Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Ch...

Oct 13, 2016Comments off

In the world of book-to-film adaptations, fans could do worse than this one. Based on the novel of the same name, Miss Peregrine’s Home For