All posts by Brian Colucci

Brian is first and foremost a nerd in every way shape and form. He likes to compare himself to a black hole, consuming any and every form of entertainment unlucky enough to get caught in his gravitational pull. It's not uncommon on any given day for him to read a couple comics, settle down with a good book, watch a few movies (inside and out of the theater), catch up on his ever growing but never depleting Hulu queue, challenge himself with a few good video games, listen to any music he can get his hands on and, of course, write his heart out. He spends every waking moment dreaming up interesting and intriguing concepts and ideas that will hopefully one day inspire and entertain anyone looking for an escape from their daily lives. Graduating from Full Sail University in good old humid Florida, Brian currently lives and works in New York City and is waiting for the day when all he has to do is wake up and create something unique and new for people to enjoy. He is always in the process of writing scripts and stories and is constantly on the lookout for ways to enhance and build his creative drive. After all, life is just one big story, all that really matters is how you strive to make it the best story possible. Disclaimer: Brian does not actually have powdered green skin in case anyone was wondering. A Skrull I am not. Blame the guys at the Color Run for this one.

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Marvelously Mediocre
Ms Marvel, Captain Marvel and Monica Rambeau standing side by side

The Marvels

Jan 03, 2024Comments off

For as bad a year as the MCU has had creatively, this movie is much better than expected, and that’s saying something. A sequel to

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Five Failures at Freddy's
Freddy and his friends standing in a line

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Jan 03, 2024Comments off

I’m all for bringing video game franchises into the movie space, but I’m just not entirely sure this is a great example of what the

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Stop And Smell These Flowers
DiCaprio looking at DeNiro in an old car from the 20s

Killers of the Flower Moon

Jan 03, 2024Comments off

It’s good to know that Martin Scorsese still has it in him to create something as beautiful as it is brutal. Taking place in the

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Don't Believe In This
Two possessed girls looking to the sky sitting back to back

The Exorcist: Believer

Dec 27, 2023Comments off

I’m all for legacy films like this one, but unfortunately for fans of this long-running horror franchise, this entry simply wasn’t worth the watch. Following

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Saw's Back!
John Kramer aka Jigsaw staring at audiences in a blue light

Saw X

Dec 27, 2023Comments off

This franchise won’t stay dead, and this time around, that isn’t an entirely bad thing! A sequel that’s a prequel that fits right in between

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A Solid Creation
Alphie touches a robot kneeling

The Creator

Dec 09, 2023Comments off

After seeing this one, I’m convinced we need to start taking artificial intelligence even more seriously than we are now, just maybe in a “let’s

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A Middling Voyage
A monstrous Dracula screaming in the rain

The Last Voyage of the Demeter

Nov 27, 2023Comments off

Dracula deserves new takes on his iconic story in the movie space, I’m just bummed this one only got it half right. Adapting “The Captain’s

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New and Blue
Blue Beetle wields a giant energy sword

Blue Beetle

Nov 07, 2023Comments off

Maybe we’ll be okay if this is what the rest of DC’s new shared cinematic universe looks and feels like…. just maybe… Acting as a

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Fed to the Sharks
A Meg floating in front of a diver

Meg 2: The Trench

Nov 07, 2023Comments off

Giant sharks chomping on people like they were nothing but a fleshy buffet will never get old, and this movie proves it! Set five years

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Cowabunga It Is!
The Turtles standing around with each other

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Oct 12, 2023Comments off

They finally got teenagers to voice the Turtles! Oh, and the movie is pretty great, too. Set during the Turtles’ formative years, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: