Movie Reviews

7.9

Hit The Lights

Lights Out

Aug 10, 2016Comments off

Sleep with the lights on much? You might have to after seeing this one. Based on the short film of the same name, Lights Out

5.7

Assisted Suicide

Suicide Squad

Aug 09, 2016Comments off

I’m gonna be honest, I was one of the few who liked Batman v Superman despite it’s vast amount of flaws and puzzling story choices,

8.1

Go Beyond

Star Trek Beyond

Jul 29, 2016Comments off

This threequel goes where no man has gone before…or at least nowhere Starfleet has. Star Trek Beyond, the newest sequel in the rebooted Star Trek-universe,

7

Paranormal Potential

Ghostbusters

Jul 26, 2016Comments off

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts, but I sure as Hell was afraid of how this reboot would turn out once all was said and

7.1

The Secret's Out!

The Secret Life of Pets

Jul 13, 2016Comments off

I don’t know if I’ll be able to trust any of my pets from here on out after seeing this one. Further bolstering Illumination Entertainment’s

9.7

Turd or Golden Nugget?

Swiss Army Man

Jul 05, 2016Comments off

Get ready for a deep dive into perverse loneliness that you can laugh at raucously while still seeing how depraved this story really is.  Swiss

6.1

Welcome to Earth!...Again

Independence Day: Resurgence

Jun 28, 2016Comments off

At least the Chrysler building didn’t get destroyed in this one. Independence Day: Resurgence, the sequel to the original 1996 film, takes place 20 real-time

6.9

Slave to the whims of its Director

Free State of Jones

Jun 28, 2016Comments off

Free State of Jones is a film with the potential to be great, yet tumbled to just decent to watch.  The subject matter is complex

8.3

Abraca-DAB-Bruh!

Now You See Me 2

Jun 27, 2016Comments off

Now You See Me was a big surprise.  Most people I know thought it would be another garbage heap churned out of the system.  The shock

8

Just Keep Swimming

Finding Dory

Jun 20, 2016Comments off

As far as totally unnecessary sequels go, Finding Dory may be the best of the bunch. 13 years after the original Finding Nemo was released