Movie Reviews

7.1

The Secret's Out!

The Secret Life of Pets

Jul 13, 2016Comments off

I don’t know if I’ll be able to trust any of my pets from here on out after seeing this one. Further bolstering Illumination Entertainment’s

9.7

Turd or Golden Nugget?

Swiss Army Man

Jul 05, 2016Comments off

Get ready for a deep dive into perverse loneliness that you can laugh at raucously while still seeing how depraved this story really is.  Swiss

6.1

Welcome to Earth!...Again

Independence Day: Resurgence

Jun 28, 2016Comments off

At least the Chrysler building didn’t get destroyed in this one. Independence Day: Resurgence, the sequel to the original 1996 film, takes place 20 real-time

6.9

Slave to the whims of its Director

Free State of Jones

Jun 28, 2016Comments off

Free State of Jones is a film with the potential to be great, yet tumbled to just decent to watch.  The subject matter is complex

8.3

Abraca-DAB-Bruh!

Now You See Me 2

Jun 27, 2016Comments off

Now You See Me was a big surprise.  Most people I know thought it would be another garbage heap churned out of the system.  The shock

8

Just Keep Swimming

Finding Dory

Jun 20, 2016Comments off

As far as totally unnecessary sequels go, Finding Dory may be the best of the bunch. 13 years after the original Finding Nemo was released

8

Scary Good Sequel

The Conjuring 2

Jun 13, 2016Comments off

They don’t make horror movies like this anymore, unless your name is James Wan, of course. The sequel to the 2013 original, The Conjuring 2

6.9

For the Horde!...Sorta

Warcraft

Jun 13, 2016Comments off

Considering this is a movie based on a video game, this could have turned out waaay worse than what’s presented here. Based on the video

9.6

NICE GUYS FINISH FIRST!

The Nice Guys

Jun 09, 2016Comments off

Lets start out by pointing out that this was my #1 most anticipated film of the year.  I mean above EVERYTHING else that has come

9

Bumblebee Tights & Fitness Advice!

Me Before You

Jun 09, 2016Comments off

Me Before You is an adapted screenplay of a novel by the same name.  Interestingly enough, a rare occurrence happened where the novelist, Jojo Moyes,