Movie Reviews

6.8

Turtle Power!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Sh...

Jun 07, 2016Comments off

Thank God I can finally forget that the first attempt at rebooting this franchise ever happened. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, the

3.8

Avoid This Rabbit Hole

Alice Through the Looking Glass

Jun 03, 2016Comments off

So much for The Jungle Book starting the trend of good live-action adaptations of old Disney classics… Alice Through the Looking Glass, the sequel to

6.4

No More X-Factor

X-Men: Apocalypse

Jun 01, 2016Comments off

Whelp, the X-Men franchise just took a step back with this one. Yet again directed by franchise alum Bryan Singer, X-Men: Apocalypse is all about

9

Team Marvel

Captain America: Civil War

May 13, 2016Comments off

As much as I don’t want to say it, Marvel has handily beaten DC in the hero v hero filmmaking department with this one. The

5.9

Unnecessary Cold Front

The Huntsman: Winter’s War

Apr 27, 2016Comments off

So who was asking for this movie to be made? Anyone? Anyone at all?…thought so… Acting as a prequel/sequel to the 2012 film Snow White

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HOLY MOWGLI!!!

The Jungle Book – Devin

Apr 20, 2016Comments off

We get to dive right into the jungle from the opening CG castle and get transported right into the trees. To truly appreciate this film,

8.6

Live Action Magic

The Jungle Book – Brian

Apr 20, 2016Comments off

Hey, Disney, this is how you’re supposed to do a live action retelling of an old classic. Take note. The Jungle Book, based partly on

8.4

Making the Cut

Barbershop: The Next Cut

Apr 20, 2016Comments off

Barbershop’s 3rd installment (no, Beauty Shop doesn’t count) was a film I went in to see with moderate to low expectations, and I’m finding more

6.9

First Person Mayhem

Hardcore Henry

Apr 14, 2016Comments off

It’s awesome being an action hero, especially after looking through the eyes of one for the better part of two hours. Hardcore Henry focuses on

7.8

#Batfleck4President

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Mar 28, 2016Comments off

This movie really tested my limits as a self-proclaimed critic and fanboy, but for the love of Darkseid, please don’t read this review until you