Kaiju Crazy
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Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

Apr 19, 2024Comments off

At least this one is better than Godzilla vs. Kong, and fortunately, that’s saying a lot, considering how disappointing that film was. Set three years


A Frozen Failure
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Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Apr 11, 2024Comments off

This franchise is going in the wrong direction, and after such a stellar legacy sequel in 2021’s Ghostbusters: Afterlife, that’s a big disappointment. Continuing the paranormal


As It Was Written
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Dune Part Two

Apr 04, 2024Comments off

I still don’t know if I care for the overall world of Dune, but I won’t complain if these movies keep getting made. I hear there


A Watery Grave
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Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

Jan 08, 2024Comments off

At least this was a better bad movie than the first Aquaman! Too bad it’s the official end of the DCEU, though. Set a few years


Marvelously Mediocre
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The Marvels

Jan 03, 2024Comments off

For as bad a year as the MCU has had creatively, this movie is much better than expected, and that’s saying something. A sequel to


Don't Believe In This
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The Exorcist: Believer

Dec 27, 2023Comments off

I’m all for legacy films like this one, but unfortunately for fans of this long-running horror franchise, this entry simply wasn’t worth the watch. Following


Saw's Back!
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Saw X

Dec 27, 2023Comments off

This franchise won’t stay dead, and this time around, that isn’t an entirely bad thing! A sequel that’s a prequel that fits right in between


Mission: Average
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Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning ...

Aug 24, 2023Comments off

I’m not saying the Mission: Impossible franchise is losing steam, but maybe this one shouldn’t have split into two parts or, I don’t know, have its most


Destiny Fulfilled
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Jul 11, 2023Comments off

I really wish Harrison Ford and director James Mangold had a chance to do their own Indy trilogy because this one wasn’t half bad! Set


A Flashy Failure
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The Flash

Jul 07, 2023Comments off

Too bad Flash isn’t fast enough to outrun Ezra Miller’s real-life problems, or else this movie might have turned out better than it actually did.