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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Jul 07, 2023Comments off

This movie sucks, and I’m even saying that going by the crappy standard Michael Bay’s Transformers sequels have already set. A standalone sequel to 2018’s Bumblebee but a prequel


An Animated Accomplishment
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Jun 26, 2023Comments off

May the nerd gods bless the animators who brought this stunning movie to life because this one was one of the most impressive-looking films I’ve


Head-On Collision
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Fast X

Jun 16, 2023Comments off

They really missed an opportunity to use “FasTEN Your Seatbelts” as a tagline for this one. Ok, I swear, that’s the last time I’m using


The Dog Days Are Over
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Jun 05, 2023Comments off

Finally, a better-than-average MCU film! It feels like it’s been forever since I’ve been able to say that. Once again telling the galactic tale of


Rise and Shine

Evil Dead Rise

May 11, 2023Comments off

I’m so glad some people can’t resist opening skin-bound books of pure evil because then we wouldn’t get decent horror movies like this one! Taking


An Action Epic
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John Wick: Chapter 4

Apr 06, 2023Comments off

And now I know how deadly a real-life game of Frogger can be. Thanks, Mr. Wick! Set shortly after the climactic events of the last entry in


Failure of the Gods
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Shazam! Fury of the Gods

Mar 30, 2023Comments off

At this point, it’s probably best just to see The Flash movie in June and hope what comes after in the new DCU is better. Set two


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Scream VI

Mar 24, 2023Comments off

This one had me at the edge of my seat all the way through… and then the third act came around and almost ruined my


Third Round Jitters
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Creed III

Mar 22, 2023Comments off

Rocky may have started this franchise, but Creed owns it now, and that’s not such a bad thing. Set years after Creed II’s conclusion, Creed III follows Adonis


A Quantum Mess
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

Mar 07, 2023Comments off

It feels like the MCU has been in a holding pattern as of late as it decides when and how to give audiences something of